Ten Top Reasons Computers Are Male!!

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10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny, until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say, if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter.

HAHAHAHAHA.. I got a kick outta this one! icon_twisted.gif icon_twisted.gif




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well pixie, i'm glad someone takes the time to reply to posts around here.. Most people I seem to notice, just view the post, and leave.. I think people should start posting a little more around here.. icon_sad.gif




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lol what can i say? I'm a chick and talking (posting) is what I do best icon_biggrin.gif icon_eek.gif




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icon_surprised.gif oh no you might chase me like the chick in your sig! :p




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lmao Pixie! i don't think he'd chase u far since ur packin heat!



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o that sux! well u can still carry huh? derringer in the ole garter belt maybe? icon_biggrin.gif



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hehe u would like that wouldnt you?? icon_cool.gif




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